Bad news. The seller -aka the bully bank- did not accept our last offer. However the bank did tell us that in a couple of months it may be willing to accept our (low ball) offer. WHAT THE HELL?!? Why doesn't the bank take our offer now? Why wait a couple of months when the bank can sell it now.....TO US....a couple that will love and take care of it.....a couple who will create precious memories in it......a couple who was planning on starting a family in it.....a couple who already picked out the perfect Viking range for the amazing kitchen that was going to host the most fabulous house warming party in all the history of house warming parties? Sigh. Oh no, instead the bank is pulling the oldest trick in the book - stringing us along until another, better, prettier, more vapid, but-couldn't-possibly-love-you-as-much version comes along. Well we have news for you, bully bank. We are already seeing other people houses.
Goodbye, lovely lavatory. Goodbye, super duper amazing kitchen. Goodbye, extra large master bedroom. Goodbye, $200 per square foot. Goodbye, $8,000 buyers’ credit. Ouch, that last one really hurt.
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